Amateur Transplants - London Underground lyrics

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Some people might like to get a train to work

Or drive in in a beamer or a murc

Some guys like to travel in by bus

But I can't be bothered with the fuss today

I'm gonna take my bike

Cause once again the tube's on strike

The greedy bastards want extra pay

For sitting on their arse all day

Even though they earn 30k

So I'm standing here in the pouring rain

Where the fucks my fucking train!

London underground (london underground)

They're all lazy fucking useless cunts

London underground (london undergroung)

They're all greedy cunts

I wanna shoot them all with a rifle

All they say is please mind the doors

And they learn that on the two day course

This job could be done by a four year old

They jus leave us freezing in the cold

What you smell is what you get

Burger king and piss and sweat

You roast to death in the boiling heat

With tourists treeding on your feet

And chewing gum on every seat

So don't tell to mind the gap

I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK

London underground (london underground)

They're all lazy fucking useless cunts

London underground (london underground)

They're all greedy cunts

I wanna shoot them all with a rifle

Lalala lalala

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp

Every platform has a fucking tramp

But the drivers get the day off when

We're all late for work again

London underground (london underground)

Wa wa wankers

They're all wankers

London underground (london underground)

Take your oyster card

And shove it up your arse hole