Amateur Transplants - Disney Time lyrics
rate meA couple of weeks ago now the kids had a big surprise,
They turned on the Cartoon Network and couldn't believe their eyes.
The animals on the cartoons had left the screens and escaped,
They wandered the streets and they had adopted their natural states.
Wasn't it grand? Wasn't it great?
When the cartoons all went and assumed their natural states.
Mickey Mouse felt his vertibrae snap,
With his head caught in a trap.
Eating the cheese and full of disease in his natural state.
The day they all just discarded their anthropomorphic ways,
They burst out the TV sets and they changed the way they behaved.
Ermintrude the cow was sorry,
When back in her natural state.
'Coz Damien Hurst had sliced her
and put her up in the Tate.
Their natural state, their natural state.
Don't be upset but most of them met,
A grisly fate.
Bugs Bunny spent his very last day,
in Laboratoire Garnier.
Feeling a bit cross testing out
Lip gloss in his natura state.
His natural state.
And Earthworm Jim he found himself
In the Fishermans bait.
Peter Rabbit and his friends,
Got hit by Mercedes Benz.
Like Mr Toad found dead on the road,
In his natural State.
His natural state.
Some of our friends met quiet sticky ends, On restaurants plate.
Daffy Duck met the end of his days,
With an Aromatic glaze.
Nice crispy skin and topped with hoy sin, In his natural State.
They wound up beated,
Chopped up and eaten in their natural state.
Each cartoon critter,
Cooked in a fritter.
Each animation
Fried up like bacon.
When the cartoons all went
And assumed their Natural State
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I used to read Asian Babes and Playboy
And Mayfair was all right
But nowadays i just masturbate
To the lion King each night
Iwankaway x 7
I go and see every Disney movie
As soon as it's released
And when I'm randy I think of Bambi
And Beauty and the Beast
Iwankaway x 7
when I'm loney I think of Mowgli,
That kid is pretty cute
Pinocchio, Dumbo, Finding Nemo
They always make me shoot
Iwankaway x 7
I also fancy the Little Mermaid
Aladdin and Snow White
But i prefer when I masturbate
To the Lion King each night
Iwankaway x 7
