Amateur Transplants - Anaesthetists Hymn lyrics

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<b>Anaesthetists Hymn</b> by <i>Amateur Transplants</i><br />

Everybody wonders what anesthetists do while the patient is sleeping

Everybody wonders what we do for three hours while that machine goes beeping

Everybody recognize we drink coffee and we gossip and that we are, generally, so buzzing

Everybody recognize we do crosswords and sodoku and we chat some full with the nurses

But do you really think that’s all we do?

So let me tell you now: it isn’t true!

Cause we sometimes check the screen

And ‘everynow we bent the right stuff

And if we have to interview

We inject a benefit white stuff

And we often to alter the light

Other high the bad

Often do we the radio or change the CD

And even we check the patient occasionally

And if they move we turn up the vapor

And then we go back to read the paper

When the patient is sleeping

We just seat and list to the bleep

We just seat and list to the…

Once upon a time I did pride my job

And now I think it’s time to depart...

Cause I just seat here every day and listen the bleeps of the heart.