Amanda Palmer - New Zealand lyrics

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New zealand New Zealand

You caught me on an awful day

My little life is all fucked up

My schedule is in disarray

New zealand new zealand

I wish i could enjoy you more

I wish i had more time to see

Your cliffsides and your blackened shores

New Zealand New Zealand

I don’t know why I tour this way

Trapped inside an aeroplane

And twittering the scenery

New Zealand New Zealand

I’m so fed up what can i say

My period is six days late

My fucking hair is turning grey

But I don’t believe in the beauty standard

And there’s no way that I’m pregnant

So it’s technically okay

Everything is so beautiful here

The people on Cuba Street

Drinking their beers

I wish I could stay here and never go back

Fuck Sydney fuck Melbourne

Man Wellington is where it’s at

New Zealand New Zealand

You got me at the end of tour

My psyche is collapsing

And I can not do this anymore

New Zealand New Zealand

My song is coming to an end

I hope that you’ve enjoyed it

And I also hope I get my period

And I hope I haven’t grossed you out

But that’s what happens when you

Ask me to write a song about your country in twenty minutes