Amagortis - Teabagged To Death lyrics

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The other night I had a craving<br />

For some fresh warm dripping meat<br />

So I went out to find a crack-whore<br />

Not too infested with disease<br />

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Once I found a suitable specimen and took her in my truck<br />

I noticed I had a hard-on and that I needed a fuck<br />

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Though this bitch didn't look too bad<br />

The state of her cunt was pretty bad<br />

It seemed she had some sort of crust<br />

Made of blood, cum, shit and pus<br />

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So I asked her, "Bitch, how much for a blowjob?"<br />

She said, "For ten bucks I'll suck your dick like a doorknob"<br />

I whipped it out, she took it deep-throat<br />

That's when I started feeling disgust and doubt<br />

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While she was sucking and slurping away<br />

I decided to put an end to this play<br />

So I grabbed my knife, sharpened and white<br />

And prepared to put an end to her filthy life<br />

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Teabagged to death – I brought that knife down into her neck<br />

Teabagged to death – My testicles in her mouth trembled as she retched<br />

Teabagged to death – I didn't expect she'd bite down so hard<br />

Teabagged to death – I had to slit her guts open to get my fucking balls out