Allan Sherman - Turn Back The Clock lyrics

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Turn back the clock<br />

And recall what you did<br />

Back on the block where<br />

You lived as a kid.<br />

And if you think every kid nowadays<br />

Is a nut or a kook or a fool,<br />

Just turn back the clock<br />

And recall what you said<br />

When you were a kid in school. <br />

Ah, your mother wears army shoes!<br />

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. <br />

Teacher, teacher, I declare,<br />

I see your purple underwear. <br />

Margarite, go wash your feet,<br />

The board of health's across the street. <br />

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice,<br />

Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. <br />

Inka binka, bottle of ink,<br />

The cork fell out and you stink. <br />

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. <br />

Mary had a little lamb,<br />

The doctor was surprised! <br />

Mary had a little lamb,<br />

She also had a bear.<br />

I've often seen her little lamb,<br />

But I've never seen her bare. <br />

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. <br />

Roses are red, violets are blue,<br />

I copied your paper and I flunked too. <br />

Roses are red, violets are blue,<br />

Whenever it rains, I think of you - drip, drip, drip! <br />

Roses are red, violets are blue,<br />

I still say your mother wears army shoes! <br />

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. <br />

Your mother is a burglar,<br />

Your father is a spy,<br />

And you're the dirty little rat<br />

Who told the F.B.I. <br />

Dirty Lil, Dirty Lil,<br />

Lives on top of Garbage Hill,<br />

Never took a bath and never will,<br />

Yuck, pooey, Dirty Lil. <br />

Oh what a face, oh what a figure,<br />

Two more legs and you'd look like Trigger! <br />

A B C D goldfish?<br />

L M N O goldfish.<br />

S A R 2 goldfish, C M? <br />

Turn back the clock<br />

And recall what you did<br />

Back on the block where<br />

You lived as a kid.<br />

And if you think every kid nowadays<br />

Is a nut or a kook or a fool,<br />

Just turn back the clock<br />

And recall what you said<br />

When you were a kid in school. <br />

There goes your father wearing your mother's army shoes! <br />

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