Featuring Debbie Reynolds<br />
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Me<br />
Counting both feet, I have ten toes, <br />
They're not lady toes, they're men toes.<br />
And I keep them as momentoes, <br />
For I love them tenderly.<br />
All my hands are full of fingers, <br />
Very good as doorbell ringers.<br />
And the thought of fingers lingers<br />
In my haunted memory.<br />
In the middle is my carcass, <br />
And I always dress my carcass<br />
In the best from Neiman-Marcus.<br />
That's a big store in Big D.<br />
There are other things about me, <br />
Which I'll show you if you doubt me.<br />
Things that would not work without me, <br />
Like my elbow and my knee.<br />
On my face, two eyebrows, <br />
They're not your brows, they're my brows.<br />
Behind those eyebrows, <br />
That's where you'll find me