Allan Sherman - Signs lyrics

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Keep off the grass.<br />

Children at play.<br />

No deposit, no return.<br />

No casting today. <br />

Wait for the dialtone.<br />

Do not fold, do not bend.<br />

Do not open till Christmas.<br />

Open other end. <br />

No checks cashed,<br />

Make deliveries in the rear.<br />

Shake well before using.<br />

This end up, my dear. <br />

Close cover before striking.<br />

Do not push, do not shove.<br />

No shorts in the dining room.<br />

Dump no rubbish, my love.<br />

(Don't be a fool, don't be a fool, my love.) <br />

Made in Japan.<br />

Slippery when wet.<br />

Save this wrapper to dispose of gum.<br />

All sales final, my pet. <br />

Do not write in this space.<br />

Do not cross double line.<br />

For external use only.<br />

Inspected by number 29. <br />

Curb your dog.<br />

Keep away from heat.<br />

Do not remove this tag<br />

Under penalty of law, my sweet! <br />

Speed checked by radar.<br />

Positively no admission.<br />

Oh my darling, if pain persists,<br />

Consult physician! <br />

My love gave me a sign. <br />

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