Allan Sherman - Secret Code lyrics
rate meParody of "Secret Love" by Doris Day, from the movie "Calamity Jane") <br />
Once I had a secret code,<br />
Where A was B, and B was G.<br />
G was K, and K was J;<br />
And J was M, and M was P. <br />
V was X, and X was V,<br />
And U was I, and I was U.<br />
87 stood for Z,<br />
And 2 for T, and T for 2. <br />
O was 12, and Q was 17;<br />
I still don't know what those numbers mean.<br />
That is how we won the war;<br />
My secret code's no secret anymore. <br />
H was 9, and S was 33;<br />
Oh, how that confused the enemy!<br />
Then a recent survey showed<br />
That I don't understand my secret code. <br />
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