Allan Sherman - Peyton Place, U.S.A. lyrics
rate meThere is a place I long to go, and I confess,<br />
It's Peyton Place.<br />
They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness"<br />
In Peyton Place.<br />
You should go there if you are feeling lost and lonely;<br />
As you drive into town it says, "For Adults Only"<br />
Peyton Place, that's where you'll find me,<br />
Leaving my qualms behind me. <br />
I'm gonna run away from here and make my home<br />
In Peyton Place;<br />
They've got their own decline and fall of ancient Rome<br />
In Peyton Place.<br />
Everyone's moral fiber's in complete decay there;<br />
They've got a problem cleaning up the PTA there.<br />
Peyton Place, U.S.A. <br />
Everyone walks around the square so overjoyed,<br />
In Peyton Place;<br />
That's where they put the statue up of Sigmund Freud,<br />
In Peyton Place.<br />
They've got a new library there, but here's the snapper:<br />
Every book in it's covered in a plain brown wrapper.<br />
Peyton Place, where the good life is,<br />
Depending where your wife is. <br />
Nobody's got an overdose of scruples<br />
Down in Peyton Place;<br />
All of the teachers learn things from their pupils,<br />
Down in Peyton Place.<br />
There is a faithful husband there, you oughtta see him;<br />
He is the main exhibit in the town museum.<br />
Peyton Place, U.S.A. <br />
They're giving promiscuity a real bad name<br />
In Peyton Place;<br />
That is where "Spin the Bottle" is an adult game<br />
In Peyton Place.<br />
And if you care to know just how their evenings go there,<br />
Nobody's ever seen "The Johnny Carson Show" there.<br />
Peyton Place, U.S.A., my kind of town...<br />
It's Peyton Place, U.S.A.! <br />
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