One Hippopotami<br />
One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,<br />
Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.<br />
And if you have two goose, that makes one geese.<br />
A pair of mouse is mice.  A pair of moose is meese.<br />
A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.<br />
And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox.<br />
When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and soul,<br />
You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole.<br />
   Singulars and plurals are so different, bless my soul.<br />
   Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of "half" is "whole"?<br />
A bunch of tooth is teeth.  A group of foot is feet.<br />
And two canaries make a pair--they call it a parakeet.<br />
A paramecium is not a pair.<br />
A parallelogram is just a crazy square.<br />
Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is.<br />
And what is half a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?<br />
With someone you adore, if you should find romance,<br />
You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants