Allan Sherman - Beautiful Teamsters lyrics

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Beautiful teamsters, please let me join<br />

'Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin<br />

Beautiful teamsters, I love youse all<br />

That's why I'm standing by your union hall<br />

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I would be proud to carry my load<br />

Help all the drivers stuck by the road<br />

Beautiful teamsters, driving by night<br />

Pass on the left side but not on the right<br />

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Wouldst you would take me life would be sweet<br />

Then I could eat where the truck drivers eat<br />

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Beautiful teamsters, I'll pay the dues<br />

Give me the news that I'm now one of youse<br />

Crossing state lines with no opposition<br />

Thanks to the interstate commoice commission<br />

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Driving through sleet and blizzard and shower<br />

Blocking each street at the peak of rush hour<br />

Tossing big boxes into the air<br />

Specially the ones that say, "Handle with care"<br />

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Beautiful teamsters, won't you take me<br />

Or I'll go back to practicing brain soigery