All Caps - World Of Warcraft Ruined My Life lyrics

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Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right

I'm meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight

My cell phone is ringing and it's probably my girl

I let it go to voicemail cause I've entered the World

Yeah entered the world

Listen I don't wanna nag you but

you've gotta stop playing this game

you've been walking around as that stupid cow

for the past eleven days

I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft

He said he loved me and I thought it would last

We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting

He never calls back he is too busy raiding

And I hate that stupid game

I don't have a problem I feel totally fine

but I've just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time

My cow might look stupid but he's an engineer

How could you not love him with all his epic gear

With level 450 cooking

And level 450 fishing

Baby I don't wanna be a pest

But you haven't showered in a week

You've been running around a made up town

For at least a thousand days

I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft

He said he loved me and I thought it would last

We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting

He never calls back he is too busy raiding

And I ....

What happened to you honey

you've hit a new low

all the anekatips gold you farm in your game

couldn't buy me a rose

But baby I am telling you

I'll quit after tonight

after tonight

I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft

He said he loved me and I thought it would last

We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting

He never calls back he is too busy raiding

And I hate that stupid game

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