ALICE DONUT - SLEEP lyrics

rate me

How I love to sleep

I was back in Mahomet, Illinois,

A Mongoloid child played with

Aa bright orange smurf ball

Gurgling to himself contentedly

Next to a tree. In the middle

Of the street stood a small

Repulsive chihuahua-like beast with

Huge bulging lascivious eyes and sickly

Liver spotted skin. It llifted its tail

And I saw a strange puckered

Cuntlike orafice with a tongue.

The beast started whispering to me

Beckoning to me. Mongo started jumping

Up and down screaming. The neighbors

Ran to their trailor homes and locked

Their doors. I was possessed.

I picked up the beast and

Fucked it with uncontrolled lust.

It turned its head and leered at

Me as I pumped it again aand again.

It started laughing. Suddenly a sharp

striking pain shot deep into my bowels.

I pulled out. The beast, still laughing

Deposited a milky afterbirth substance

Then ran into the woods. At the base of

My penis, the beast's sphincter was

Clamped down hard. I cut it off with a

Boyscout knife. The neighbors stared

From their windows. "Look at me!" I screamed

"I fuck your neighborhood pets!"

I went home and hid inside my room.

From the window I saw a police car next

To the afterbirth in the street. A fat redneck

Cop waddled out of the squad car bent over

Picked up a nugget of placenta sniffed it and

Said, "Yep it's been fucked get out an A.P.B.

Immediately!" I locked the doors. My belly hurt

more and more. My cock turned grey and liverspotted

Like the beast. I squeezed the head and a parasitic

Blood worm oozed out. I grabbed the worm

And pulled it out slowly. Layers of skin from

My belly to my upper thighs dissolved as I

Pulled the worm. Like an onion, layer

After layer of epidermis melted off my body with

Each tug of the worm. I woke up.

I was pissing straight up into the air through

The semi-erect tissue of a descending piss boner.

It splashed against my stomach and thighs.

God I love to sleep.