ALAN JACKSON - Jim and Jack and Hank lyrics

rate me

(Verse)

Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming

Rather clear what’s taking place

You were holding on to Louie

He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break

(Pre-Chorus)

Well then u picked up Chloe

She knew y’all were goin'

She started barkin' like a tank

I was shocked and I was jokin'

But I would not be longin'

Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank

(Chorus)

Take ur string bikinis, ur apple martinis

Take what’s left there in the bank

Take ur flat iron and ur curlers

Ur sparklin' water and that damn perfume I neva liked

Take ur black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you’re just a total blank

go on and leave me baby

I don’t need u, I got

Jim and Jack and Hank

(Verse 2)

Well now u left screamin' and ur tires screechin'

That little dog right in ur lap

I have become a little sad and I called up my old dad

He said son u just woke me from my nap

I told him u had left me

He said now son don’t u hate me

U know exactly what I think

U know you’re better off

U can fish and u can golf

U still got Jim and Jack and Hank

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

That’s right

So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck u couldn’t crank

I started feelin' empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank

(Chorus)

(Outro)

That’s right, u go ahead, I’ll be a okay

Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan

Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merell, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash

How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when it’s sun shinin'

George Strait an old friend

Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends

I’m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby

All yeah, goodbye