AEHoF - God Cheats At Poker lyrics

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Every Thursday, me and the guys<br />

Get together at Joe's, though he always cries<br />

"Get out my house",<br />

We just laugh and go in<br />

And when he tries to stop us,<br />

We kick him in the shin.<br />

There's another purpose, however,<br />

To these Thursday nights<br />

Apart from the booze, chilling and the fights.<br />

For you see, Thursday is Poker Night.<br />

And we all play, except Tim, who's tight.<br />

And the point of my story happened just last week.<br />

When the conversation turned to the Bible, and laughing at the meek.<br />

And God burst in, setting the door aflame.<br />

He smiled and said, "Can I join in your game?<br />

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God cheats at poker!<br />

Lying, cheating father of us all!<br />

God cheats at poker!<br />

No wonder his first game,<br />

Led to the fall<br />

We thought he had a flush,<br />

We thought he had a straight<br />

He led us to believe,<br />

He was our greatest mate<br />

But he had an extra ace!<br />

He squirted us with Mace!<br />

To distract us...<br />

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And then he looked at our hands<br />

And saw what we had...<br />

He played us all for fools<br />

He used as our tools<br />

So listen to me now!<br />

Please kill the cow!<br />

Get Jesus out of those dunes!<br />

And spit out all your prunes!<br />

Because....<br />

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GOD CHEATS AT POKER!!!