Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights movie - The Chanukah Song, Part 3 lyrics

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Song by Adam Sandler<br /><br>

Put on your yamulke<br>

It's time for Chanukah<br>

Once again it's onaka<br>

The miracle of Chanukah<br>

Chanukah is the Festival of Lights<br>

One day of presents? <br>

Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights<br>

But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree<br>

I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you<br>

So here comes number three<br>

Ross and Pheobe from friends say the Chanukah blessing<br>

So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing<br>

Melissa Gilbert and Michael London never mix meat with dairy<br>

Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie? <br>

We;ve got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black<br>

Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back<br>

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe<br>

But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow<br>

I'm Jewish<br>

Put on your yamulke, here comes Chanukah<br>

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmoniaca<br>

Celebrates Chanukah<br>

Osama Bin Laden<br>

Not a big fan of the Jews<br>

Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish<br>

Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision<br>

But the one thing they could not get out of-their painful circumcision<br>

Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner<br>

Jennifer Connely's half Jewish, too, and I'd like to put some more in her<br>

There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul<br>

Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school<br>

Hey, Natalie Portmanika?<br>

It's time to celebrate Chanukah? <br>

I hope you get an abtronika<br>

On this joyful, toyful Chanukah<br>

So get a high colonika<br>

And soil your long Johnikas<br>

If you really, really wannaka?<br>

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,...<br>

Happy Chanukah!<br>

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