Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights movie - Technical Foul lyrics

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Song by Adam Sandler

Whitey: if you come in from the street with dirty shoes on your feet,

that’s a Technical Foul if you switch the radio to some modern music show,

that’s a Technical Foul if you don't shut the door after using the 'frigerator,

that’s a Technical Foul, a Technical Foul

If you touch the thermostat,

Eleanor: you'll get hit with a bat,

Whitey: cuz that’s a Technical Foul

Eleanor: you'll feel my wrath

Whitey: if your hair clogs the drain,

Eleanor: you'll know the meaning of pain,

Whitey: cuz that’s a Technical Foul

Eleanor: I’ll show you no mercy

Davey: oh this is such bullshit

Whitey: in this house we say,

"bull spit" or its a Technical Foul, a Technical Foul

Davey:

Let me get this straight you expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night

cuz you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?!

Whitey: you got it bub

Eleanor:or you can go rot it the gutter its up to you yankee doodle

Davey:

well i don’t wanna do that

but let me run a few questions by you okay so I don’t screw up accidentally

Davey: if I don’t spray Lysol after moving a bowel,

Whitey: That’s a Technical Foul,

Davey: okay, if I decide to wipe my ass with your monogrammed towel,

Whitey: that’s a Technical Foul

Davey: if I make fun of your crazy feeties or give sugar cookies to miss diabetes,

Whitey: that’s not only a Technical Foul, but possibly a homicide

Davey: can I sleep past 3,

Whitey: if you do you'll get a T

Davey: take a whiz in those flowers,

Whitey: ill say hit the showers

Davey: use this horn as a bong,

Whitey: Adios Tommy chong!

Davey: Make some long distance calls,

Eleanor: you'll get a kick in the balls.. Oops!

Davey: can I walk around with my morning erection,

Whitey: if you want an automatic ejection

cuz thats a Technical Foul,

Eleanor: but I’d like to see it anyway, just kidding

Whitey: There are certain rules which apply in ones life

with your sister, friends or imaginary wife

Davey: I cant believe I haven't killed myself

here with Wigs Magee and the furry elf

she’s neurotic and he’s a troll

(Eleanor: They took my wig)

how did I get stuck in this shit hole

(I remember the look in their eyes)

guess ill have to deal with your demands

(Why oh why!)

but please don’t touch me with your alien hands

I got no right to prowl but your search is on the town

don’t laugh at her or its a Technical Foul,

ALL: a Technical Foul, Technical Foul, a Technical Foul,

Technical Foul, Technical Foul

Thanks to Seige for these lyrics