Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights movie - Davey's Song lyrics

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Song by Adam Sandler<br /><br>

I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday<br>

So I drink 'em all awy, that's me<br>

I don't decorate no trees<br>

And I won't eat no p[otato latkes<br>

But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze<br>

That's just who I am<br>

Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg<br>

Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs<br>

WHile you're singing your holiday tune<br>

I'm acting like the town buffoon<br>

Whippin' out my big , white, sscary moon<br>

And blowin' a beef your way<br>

I hate folks who think reindeer are cute<br>

To me thy're just something to shoot<br>

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me<br>

Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'<br>

No " 'tis the season' " feeling kind of guy<br>

This time of year sucks so I take my nunchucks<br>

And make sure every snowman die<br>

Belivin' in Santa's all wrong<br>

And Chanukah's eight nights too long <br>

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me<br>

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me<br>

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