ADAM SANDLER

ADAM SANDLER - The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics

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Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi<br><br>Transcribed by a fan<br><br>And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch<br><br>[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]<br>Cow: moo<br><br>And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground<br><br>[plane sounds]<br>M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it<br>Cow: moo<br>[ripcord sounds]<br>Cow: moo,mrr<br>[parachute opens]<br>Cow: moow<br>[thud]<br><br>And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries<br><br>[cow opening paper bag]<br>Cow: moo,moo<br>[car screeches, and turns back around]<br>Cow: mrr<br><br>And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim<br><br>[cow walking towards pool, big splash]<br>Cow: moo<br>[crowd cheering]<br>Cow: mrr,mrr<br>[underwater moo]<br><br>And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on<br><br>F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you<br>Cow: moo<br>F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch that<br>Cow: moo<br>Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl<br>Cow: moo<br>Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave<br>Cow: moo<br>M2: hey watch it cow<br><br>And now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call<br><br>[tennis ball being hit]<br>Farmer: that was out<br>Cow: moo<br>Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out<br>Cow: moo<br>Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out<br>Cow: moo<br>Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out<br>Cow: mrr<br>Farmer: you cannot see from that angle<br>Cow: moo<br><br>And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke<br><br>[phone rings, cow picks it up]<br>Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow<br>Cow: moo<br>Farmer: hi, I'm a famous actor<br>Cow: moo<br>Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me<br>Cow: moo<br>Farmer: why don't I make reservations? <br>Cow: moo<br>Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle<br>Cow: mrr<br>Farmer: take that fatty<br>Cow: mrr<br>[slams down phone]<br><br>And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle<br><br>[car sounds]<br>Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.<br>[car hits farmer]<br>Farmer: oooh<br>Cow: mooooooooooooo

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