ADAM SANDLER

ADAM SANDLER - Ode To My Car lyrics

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Performed by adam sandler<br><br>Here we go<br><br>Piece of shit car<br>I got a piece of shit car<br>That fuckin' pile of shit<br>Never gets me very far<br><br>My car's a big piece of shit<br>'cause the shocks are fucking shot<br>And my seatbelt's fucking broken<br>I got to tie it in a knot<br>(it's a piece of shit)<br><br>I can't see through the windshield<br>'cause it's got a big fucking' crack<br>And the interior smells real bad<br>'cause my friend puked in the back<br>(it's a piece of shit)<br><br>(piece of shit car)<br>Piece of shit car<br>(he's got a piece of shit car)<br>It sucks royal dick<br>(that fuckin' pile of shit)<br>100% crap<br>(never gets him very far)<br>Oh fuck you car<br><br>It's got no cd player, it only got the 8-track<br>Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack<br>(they can bite his ass too)<br>And I got no fuckin' brakes<br>I'm always way out of control<br>Eleven times a day I hear hey, watch it asshole<br>(you fuckin' piece of shit)<br><br>(piece of shit car)<br>I got piece of shit car<br>(he got a piece of shit car)<br>Diesel gas sucks my ass<br>(that fuckin' pile of shit)<br>That pile of metal shit<br>(never gets him very far)<br><br>Oh what the fuck did I do<br>What the fuck did I do<br>What the fuck did I do<br>To get stuck with you<br>You're too wide for drive-thru<br>And you smell like the shoe<br>But I'm too broke to buy something new<br>Oh fuck me<br><br>Well the engine likes to flood<br>The car always fuckin' stalls<br>And the seat cushion's got a big rip<br>So a spring always pokes the balls<br>(ouch, ouch, ouch)<br>Plus the door locks are busted<br>I gotta use a fucking coat hanger<br>(what a pain in his ass)<br>And if a girlie sees my car<br>There's no chance I'll ever bang her<br>(he never ever gets da pussy)<br>Hey shut up<br>(piece of shit car)<br>You piece of shit car<br><br>(you got a piece of shit car)<br>You piece of shit car<br>(piece of shit car)<br>Bald fuckin' tires<br>(you got a piece of shit car)<br>No rearview fucking mirror<br>(piece of shit car)<br>Seven different colors<br>(you got a piece of shit car)<br>Fucking rag for a gas cap<br>(piece of shit car)<br>Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere<br>(you got a piece of shit car)<br>(piece of shit car)<br>(you got a piece of shit car)<br>(piece of shit car)<br>Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser<br>(you got a piece of shit car)<br>Cabby give me a push<br>(piece of shit car...)

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