Performed by adam sandlerallen covertand jon rosenburg

Where's my peggy sue? 
I could use a rosalita
If there's a long tall sally out there
I'm dyin' to meet her
Why can't I hear beth callin' me? 
Why can't I be the one to make sara smile? 
I wish I was arm in arm with jean genie
Walkin' down the aisle

Oh yeahall right

But I got no mary jane
There's no sloopy or dancin' queen
I'm just a fool in the rain
Waitin' on my billie jean

I want an angiea mandya candy-o
A devil in a dress of blue
A rosannadianaa sweet caroline
I'd even take a run-around sue

Oh yeahall right

WellI never got to scream for a layla
I never saw mary-anne walkin' away
I never danced on the sand with a rio
Or woke up with a maggie may

I dialed 867-5309
But there was no jenny jenny
Ohwhy can't I get myself a brown-eyed girl
When willie nelson loved so many? 

And why does jack have diane? 
And why does billy joe have bobbie sue? 
And everybody had roxanne
Except you-know-who

I want an angiea mandya candy-o
A devil in a dress of blue
A rosannadianaa sweet caroline
I'd even take a run-around sue

Well I'd take any ol' suzy q
I got no reason to be picky
She can be a goody-goody-two-shoes
Or she can be my darling nikki

Ohbrandy would be such a fine girl
And so would the sweet judy blue
I guess I sound just like that other fella
'cause you know I wish I had jessie's girl too

Oh yeahall right

WellI'd die for a kiss from allison
Even though I know she'd break my heart
Or give me a lo-lo-lo-lola
Minus the extra part

I want an angiea mandya candy-o
A devil in a dress of blue
A rosannadianaa sweet caroline
I'd even take a run-around sue

You know I'd even take a run-around sue
WellI'd even take a run-around sue

Oh yeahall right