ADAM SANDLER - Crazy Love lyrics

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Performed by adam sandler and lisa mordente<br><br>Transcribed by the brave raven.<br><br>Adam: you don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded<br>Lisa: and you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)<br>Adam: and you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player<br>Lisa: and you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look at the portrait of neil diamond I have tattooed on my back<br>Adam: it's very pretty, baby<br>Both:<br>Well you must have been sent from above<br>You're all that I can think of<br>You're just as psychotic as me<br>My crazy love<br>Adam: well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep<br>Lisa: blah bloo blah bloo bloo<br>Adam: thank you<br>Lisa: and you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a ufo for two and a half years<br>Adam: I believe you sugarpie<br>Both:<br>'cause our love is right on track<br>I'm yours, your mine it's a fact<br>Don't forget to take your prozac<br>My crazy love<br>Adam: well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there<br>Lisa: oh three days before that I ran down the street in my wonder woman underwear<br>Adam: I didn't care babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information<br>Lisa: they can't fool you sweetheart and I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came<br>Questioned you<br>Adam: I ain't no fink, dollface<br>Both:<br>'cause we know that it's true<br>Only I could love you<br>We both eat with our hands<br>My crazy love<br>Lisa: my crazy, crazy love<br>(spoken to end)<br>Adam: oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby<br>Lisa: I feel the same way would you throw some macaroni on me? <br>Adam: oh yeah, here you go<br>(splurt)