Action Pact - Johnny Fontaine lyrics

rate me

In every town he visits

He thinks that he's the best

New York, London, Chicago

I've forgotten all the rest

Who am I talking about?

With blue eyes cold and wet

The darling of big business

The darling of the blue-rinse set

Johnny Fontaine would hate this song

Even after all the trash he's done

He swears on the show-biz bible

He makes all his money suing for libel

Performs at the Whitehouse

Is up for president

He mixes with upper-class people

And even with those who're bent

Now this man's appeared in

The worst films ever made

Even the worst b-movies

Put his ones in the shade

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