Across the Universe movie - For the Benefit of Mr. Kite lyrics
rate meSong by Eddie Izzard<br /><br>
For the benefit of Mr. Kite<br>
There will be a show tonight on trampoline<br>
The Hendersons will all be there<br>
Late of Pablo-Fanques Fair<br>
Have you seen it? It’s great. They got stuff.<br>
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Over men and horses hoops and garters<br>
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!<br>
In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world!<br>
With the blue people! They're great! They're just... chilled out!<br>
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The celebrated Mr. K.<br>
Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate.<br>
Nice neck of the woods.<br>
The Hendersons they’re gonna dance and sing<br>
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late.<br>
Messrs. K and H. assure the public <br>
Their production is second to none baby.<br>
And of course Henry The Horse gonna do the waltz!<br>
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Oh you gotta see it, it’s genius! I mean she’s ready, she’s got the stuff and movement and waltz. Horses how do they do that<br>
stuff? You gotta give her sugar, you know, and shes called Henry and it’s a lot of explanation but don’t worry about it kids.<br>
Ok?<br>
Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode.<br>
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The band begins at ten to six<br>
When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound<br>
And Mr. H. will demonstrate<br>
Ten somersets he's gonna do on solid ground.<br>
Whatever they are!<br>
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Having been some days in preparation<br>
A splendid time is guaranteed for all<br>
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill baby! Across the universe.<br>
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It's me! I'm on top of the bill! I spent years getting to this point! I’m bloody brilliant. This is golden, you gotta see<br>
what I do man. I got horses, and dogs, and cats, and monekys, and blue people. Its just , its such a collection. I spent<br>
years putting it together. You gotta watch it. You gotta see it. It’s me. In the thing! Yeah!<br>
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[Thanks to Dane Brinkmeier, Craig, Elmer for lyrics]<br>
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[Thanks to Jacob for corrections]<br>
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