Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs lyrics

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[With Jeff Dunham]<br />

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Dashing through the sand<br />

With a bomb strapped to my back<br />

I have a nasty plan<br />

For Christmas in Iraq<br />

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I got through checkpoint A<br />

But not through checkpoint B<br />

That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military<br />

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It's not funny! <br />

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Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see<br />

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me<br />

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead<br />

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head<br />

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I used to be a man, but every time I cough<br />

Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off<br />

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work<br />

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, <br />

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed<br />

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you

Thanks to Jjjj for correcting these lyrics