ABBA - Two For The Price Of One lyrics

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He had what you might call a trivial occupation<br>He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station<br>With no romance in his life<br>Sometimes he wished he had a wife<br>He read the matrimonial advertising pages<br>The cries for help from different people, different ages<br>But they had nothing to say<br>At least not until the day<br>When something special he read<br>This is what it said:<br><br>If you dream of the girl for you<br>Then call us and get two for the price of one<br>We're the answer if you feel blue<br>So call us and get two for the price of one<br>If you dream of the girl for you<br>(if you are dreaming of someone who might be right for you)<br>Then call us and get two for the price of one<br>(why don't you call us and you'll get two for the price of one)<br>We're the answer if you feel blue<br>(we may be the answers to your problem, a chance with we two)<br>So call us and get two for the price of one<br>(why don't you call us and you'll get two for the price of one)<br><br>He called the number and a voice said, 'alice whiting'<br>The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting<br>He was amazed at his luck<br>The purest streak of gold he'd struck<br>He said, 'i read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling<br>I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling<br>Why don't we meet for a chat<br>The three of us in my flat<br>I can't forget what I read'<br>This is what it said:<br><br>If you dream of the girl for you<br>Then call us and get two for the price of one<br>We're the answer if you feel blue<br>So call us and get two for the price of one<br>If you dream of the girl for you<br>(if you are dreaming of someone who might be right for you)<br>Then call us and get two for the price of one<br>(why don't you call us and you'll get two for the price of one)<br>We're the answer if you feel blue<br>(we may be the answers to your problem, a chance with we two)<br>So call us and get two<br>(why don't you call us and you'll get two)<br>For the price of one...<br><br>She said, 'I'm sure we must be perfect for each other<br>And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mother'