A Mighty Wind movie - The Good Book Song lyrics

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Song by The New Main Street Singers<br /><br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

Now God said to Noah<br>

"I don't want no sinnin'"<br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

"I've been telling you this since 'In the beginnin'"<br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

"You gotta round up your sons and all of their women"<br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

"Because you're going on a big boat ride<br>

Now gather all the animals by the pair<br>

Build a big ship about a million square<br>

And put all the animals right in there<br>

And sail away on the tide"<br>

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But what if Noah<br>

Had just said "No sir"<br>

Well we'd all have fins and scaly skins<br>

We'd breathe through gills instead of nostrils<br>

And we'd eat fish food instead of vitamin pills<br>

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It's scary but it's true,<br>

So do what the good book,<br>

Do what the good book,<br>

Do what the good book tells you to<br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

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Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

Now God said to David, "Do you hear that drummin'?"<br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

"You gotta great big Philistine army comin'"<br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

"You wanna oil up your sling and really get it hummin'"<br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

"Because you're gunna take the big guy down"<br>

Well David got a dose of frights<br>

But he wanted to be King of the Isrealites<br>

So he put old Goliath right in his sights<br>

And he bounced one off of his crown<br>

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But what if David, had whined and waited<br>

We'd live like slaves to Philistine naves,<br>

Our bosses would all be 30 feet tall<br>

We'd wash their clothes with a fire hose<br>

And we'd sleep in the cracks between their toes<br>

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It's scary but it's true,<br>

And if I were you,<br>

I'd do what the good book,<br>

Do what the good book,<br>

Do what the good book tells me to<br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

Do what the good book tells me to<br>

Oh yeah, yeah yeah<br>

Do what the good book tells me to<br>

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