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Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare - Epic Rap Battles of History Ep. 12 Lyrics

Epic Rap Battles Of History
Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare

[William Shakespeare (baptised 26 April 1564; died 23 April 1616)]

[William Shakespeare: George Watsky]
Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes
I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by kindergartener high on acid

Ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
Egads its so sad
And to top it off
Youre not a doctor
Ive never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote The Twilight books too
[Theodor Seuss Geisel (March 2, 1904  September 24, 1991)]

[Cat in the Hat: Nice Peter]
I would not could not on a boat
Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death
You leave a classroom
(1+2 = So Much Blood)
looking like the end of Macbeth
I entertain a child of any age
You had translate what you said on the opposite page
How are you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
You think ruffled neck ass is going to rap to that ?
I got a best selling book about me coming back

[William Shakespeare: George Watsky]
I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces,
each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
you're pathetically predictable,
you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures
the Bard is in the building
It's a castle I'm a boss
I bet I'm Parliament.
I'm positive, I'm killing it,
I'm iller than the plague,
I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business While youre sitting in the bleachers.

[The Cat And The Hat - Nice Peter]
You rap fast you do
Yes you rap fast it's true
Now lets see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2!

[Thing 1 And Thing 2 - Lloyd Ahlquist ]
Oh, No
We'll smash your globe
Yo, you may have wrote the script but now we running the show
You can take your fancy words and send'em back home to your mama
Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
We'll break offa your legs
Make no mistake
We in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage
You gettin' upstaged Will
Yo, you just got played!

[Voice Over]
Who won?
Who's Next?
You decide!
Epic Rap Battles

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2013-05-26 07:25:00 by anonymous
dr suess is f***ing awesome just because of thing 1 and 2
2013-05-13 17:44:42 by anonymous
I prefer George Watsky because he is a better rapper, but he was set up to lose this one.
2013-05-09 17:11:12 by anonymous
2013-04-30 02:58:02 by anonymous
2013-03-20 00:50:18 by anonymous