Monsters Of The Midday - Dog Don't Bitch Lyrics


Lost my job but I still find money

To buy my beer

She comes in everyday from work and

All I here, yeah



Is this and that about

How I'm fat

With no job and we ain't rich

That's why I like drinking with my dog

'coz my dog don't bitch



Coz drinking with a canine

Is like drinking with your best friend

You drink half of your beer

Pour half in his bowl

Then we'll do it all over again

Well he might mess on the carpet

Hell, I'll take that twice

With a big mouth woman all up in my face

Tryin' to tell me how to live my life



On the coutch is where this man

Is gonna stay

To see my dog with a 24 pack

That I drink all day, yeah

Dicuss the finer points of

Honky-tonk joints and

Why we ain't gettin' hitched

That why I like drinking with my dog

Coz my dog don't bitch



Coz drinking with a canine

Is like drinking with your best friend

You drink half of your beer

Pour half in his bowl

Then we'll do it all over again

Well he might mess on the carpet

Hell, I'll take that twice

With a big mouth woman all up in my face

Tryin' to tell me how to live my life



(Instrumental)



My old lady says it's time

For me to choose

Between my dog and her, you know

Someone's got to lose, yeah

She wants a lovin' husband

She's got that wedding itch

But I love that dog and

I never did love that bitch



So now I'm drinkin' with a canine

He's my only friend

Got a bottle of Jack

I just pack him on the back

And we'll do it all over again

Well he might mess on the carpet

Hell, I'll take that twice

With a big mouth woman all up in my face

Tryin' to tell me how to live my life



Yeah, he might mess on the carpet

And hell, I might mess to...

But I'll be damned if i'm gonna let a woman tell me

And my dog just what to do
 

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