Flight Of The Conchords - Albi The Racist Dragon Lyrics

Albi The Racist Dragon by Flight Of The Conchordsn the marmalade forest [forest]

Between the make believe trees

In a cottage cheese cottage

Lives Albi [Albi] Albi [Albi]

Albi the racist dragon



Part 6



And so all the people of the village

Chased Albi the racist dragon into

A very cold very scary cave and it

Was so cold and scary in there that

Albi began to cry dragon tears,

Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!



Anyway just at that moment he felt a

Tiny little hand upon his tail he

Turned around and who should that

Hand belong to but the badly burnt

Albanian boy.



'What are you doing here I thought I killed you'

Growled Albi quite racistly

'Noo, you didn't kill me albi, I was just very

Badly burnt, I crawled to safety and I am still

Alive although I'm very badly disfigured, '

Laughed the boy.



'Why are you crying?'

I'm crying because all of the

Villagers chased me here, I

Think it's because I'm so racist.'

'No Albi they chased me here too,

It's just because you and I,

We're different' and suddenly

Albi wasn't racist anymore.



So they sat in the cave [the cave]

And ate bubble gum pie [yum! ]

Albi the racist – well not anymore - Dragon... !
 

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