50 Pence - In Da Pub (Parody) lyrics

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Go Go........Go On Love Its My Birthday!

You Look Tarty Love Its My Birthday!

i'll buy you a barcardi love its my birthday!

and you know im having a laugh its not my birthday!

[Chorus x2]

you can find me in the pub with a pint of bud

look love i've got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

im in to playing to darts, i aint in to growing shrubs

so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

when i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova

when i hit the bar its ten pints before im over

i came to watch the game cause im a blackburn rover

and im munching M&Ms while im downing smirnova

but only nothings changed cash down bottoms up

and i got a papercut from rolling my rizla up

if you watch how i move you'll mistake me for a geezer or gimp

cause i fell down the stairs and now walk with a limp

in the back bits of Watford they say fifty you hot

they like me i want them to love me like lesbian pop

but go in to Hemel-Hempsted they'll tell you im crazy

cause i once got drunk and humped the statue of a lady

but im fully focused nowwww

tea and coffee on my mind

got a part time job in the daily grind

and this girls yeah

she loves my hair

she likes my car

her friend is fit but she's as ugly tooo riiiigggggghhhhhtttttt

[Chorus x2]

my girlfriends mum gave me the cash

that bought me all my fancy stuff

my couch, my fridge, my plates, my waste

look mate im tied down but i aint changing

and you should love it way more than i hate it

your like my dad fashion sense is outdated

im that bloke by the bar when im on my round

your that weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound

when the beats start pumping i get my macerana on

my mates drag me to the chair before the end of the song

if the roofs on fire someone dial 999

and you wanna get drunk love

it isnt a crime

i'll tell you what i tell every girl

your fit

nice hair

if you dont wanna rush it here's another red square

or i can tell my mates to be round the back with a kronenberg

they'll know where we've ****ing been [YEAH! Laughs]

[Chorus x2]

dont act like you dont know where i been either mum!

in the pub all the time mum

its about to pop off mum

burn unit

that girl other there is a man

i know thats nadias clan