5 CHINESE BROTHERS - Three Cool Guys lyrics

rate me

(tom meltzer)<br><br>If my life was a movie I'd want to be jackie chan<br>Cause humor grace and honor are the marks of a man<br>My fights would all be glorious, my smile would melt girls' hearts<br>I'd be the toast of hong kong, my songs would top the charts<br><br>But I am what I am and that's all I am<br>That's all I can stand cause I can't stands no more<br><br>If my life was a silent film I'd want to be buster keaton<br>I'd embrace the blues and in the process I'd defeat them<br>I'd have no fight with gravity, I'd do just as I please<br>I'd tumble down each flight of stairs with the greatest of ease<br><br>Chorus<br><br>If my life was a cartoon I'd want to be the popeye the sailor<br>I'd have a damsel in distress and I would never fail her<br>I'd mutter something clever then I'd knock bluto cold<br>I'd be a one-eyed mumbling crazy thug with a heart of gold<br><br>And all my problems would be solved because I eat my greens<br>My life it would be measured out in well-constructed scenes<br>I'd have drama without tragedy, anger without pain<br>Love without loneliness, hey, I would not complain<br><br>Chorus