5 CHINESE BROTHERS - She's A Waitress lyrics

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Tom meltzer<br><br>She reminds you of your mother in a dirty sort of way<br>When she brings you your food and she takes it away<br>She smiles at you when you clean your plate<br>Makes you feel like a big strong man<br><br>Is she winking at you or is that something in her eye? <br>Are you making too much of her giggles and sighs? <br>The only thing you've talked about is coffee and fries<br>But she's a waitress so she understands<br><br>So, you take my order, I'll take my time<br>I'm looking you over while I'm making up my mind<br>Put on the skillet, put on the bread<br>I'll pretend I'm home, getting breakfast in bed<br>She don't leave me fed up, she just leaves me well fed<br>She's a waitress and she understands<br><br>In her tight uniform with a low-cut neck<br>And the way that the grease mixes with her sweat<br>She smells as good as the inside of a new corvette<br>She fits your dreams like a baseball glove<br><br>And when she smiles at you, that's when you realize<br>That's not the way she smiles at all the other guys<br>You see her sneak a peek from behind the pies<br>She's a waitress, and you're in love<br><br>Chorus<br>(last line: she's a waitress, and I'm in love)<br><br>Now you see her give the fry-cook a secret kiss<br>And the ring on her finger that you previously missed<br>Maybe you're not the guy she can't resist<br>And your breakfast is almost done<br><br>So you swear that you'll never fool yourself anymore<br>Then you remember as you're walking out the door<br>There's still lunch and dinner and a thousand meals more<br>With a waitress at every one<br><br>Chorus