5 CHINESE BROTHERS - Product Of Dysfunction lyrics

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(tom meltzer)<br><br>My girl's like a wading pool, she's shallow and full of piss<br>And I should have left a long time ago but the girl knows how to kiss<br>I guess that makes me shallow too<br>But I can't change, what's the use? <br>I'm a product of dysfunction and I guess that's my excuse<br><br>I used to think I was just a bum searching for eternal slack<br>Pride, intelligence, motivation: there was nothing that I did not lack<br>But then I went to see a doctor and he showed me what was what<br>He helped me remember a terrible childhood I had plum forgot<br><br>Well my daddy used to wear a hockey mask<br>He chased high school girls at night<br>My mama used to beat me with a hanger<br>If the clothes weren't hung up right<br>If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too<br>I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you<br><br>My baby and I we live on the fly<br>We take it day by day<br>We're unemployed and we're all annoyed<br>Cause our line of work don't pay<br>But since baby went to see the doctor things have started looking good<br>We got an agent, he gets us on all the talk shows<br>We're moving out to hollywood<br><br>Cause her daddy used to make her play russian roulette<br>He locked her in a bamboo cage<br>Whenever her mom heard niagra falls<br>She flew into a rage<br>If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too<br>I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you