3rd Alley - Bill Bixby lyrics

rate me

(Z. Walters)<br />

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The fire in her eyes, is murderous and mean<br />

she tried to take me out with porcelin spoons and figuerines<br />

lucky i have been that she weighs in at a measly buck-10<br />

drivin' in my car she's tried to yank the emergency brake<br />

one more strike against me and i know my life she'll take<br />

so i grabbed up my guitar and i loaded, loaded up my car<br />

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it's a shame that we all don't live back in 1953<br />

when beatin' on your wife was as common as just skippin down the street <br />

and now with the feminist movement, women think they can beat on me<br />

so, i'm movin' from town to town like Bill Bixby<br />

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think that i'm all hidden on this shady far out street<br />

soakin' in the scenery when a shadow crosses me<br />

my hair stands up and my stomache drops as i turn, see those golden locks<br />

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she'll sabotage your foot massage, she'll break into your new garage<br />

drag her key up and down your paint and pop the tires of your brand new dodge<br />

your voodoo dolls and psycho calls are just, just the final straws<br />

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it's a shame that we all don't live back in 1953<br />

when beatin' on your wife was as common as just skippin down the street <br />

and now with the feminist movement, women think they can beat on me<br />

so, i'm movin' from town to town like Bill Bixby