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Interstellar Tin Can - Arthur The Real Makeup King Lyrics

When Arthur went to see his mother in-law
He gained a certain illness known as the din-daw
Ready to re-create the shampoo champagne
He drew a sign on the nearest window pane

The sign said go
Which he knew would be true
If only the king had allowed it
The jester they know
Had a fridge in the loo
Which allowed them all to steal it

When Arthur became king he was allowed to take a wife
He took one that didnt know how to use a knife
See Arthur was annoying and drove people round the bend
And had his wife been able to use a knife, she'd have killed him in the end.

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