30 Rock movie - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah lyrics

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Producer (Donald Glover): Aw man, Tray, look up at the sky! It's a full moon... on the Sabbath.

Tracy: This is... scary!

Producer: Break it down.

Verse 1

I was working late on my Haftorah

when I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah

I opened it up and to my surprise

there was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes

he says tomorrow my son you will be a man

but tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan

tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray

but tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay

(Chorus 2x)

Werewolf bar mitzvah

Spooky scary

Boys becoming men

Men becoming wolves

Producer: Alright, that was great Tray.

Ok, it's over. That's a wrap! Oh-

Verse 2

The next day what happened, the Talmud didn't teach //Producer: Oh, there's more...

I got up in front of everyone to give my little speech

then my teeth turned into fangs and my nails into claws

and I nearly dropped the Torah when my hands turned into paws

I growled and I roared and my rabbi did as well

it was a rocking werewolf zoo at Temple Beth-Emmanuel

Producer: Ey man, where'd you learn all these Jewish words?

Tracy: My manager, Harvey Lemmings.

(Chorus)

Producer: I don't... I-I just don't think this... the idea of the song can substain its self for that long because it...it seems a little sweaty now, so...

Tracy: This whole premise is sweaty.

Verse 3

We had a reception at the Larchmont Country Club

they served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub

I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks

we had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes //Producer: Uh-uh...

then I remembered the premise of my song

I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone

so we pulled ourselves together and we're wolfmen again

just in time for monster fight to begin //Producer: Noooo...

all the country club employees were brainsucking pack

who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack //Producer: No, man...

so we fought them and some draculas and frankensteins too

cause you gotta love bar mitzvah, even if you're not a [Arooo~!]

Re-vamp

Werewolf bar mitzvah //Producer: There's no such thing as "Frankensteins"...

Spooky scary //Producer: ..."steins".

Boys becoming men //Producer: No plural Frankenstein.

Men becoming wolves

Werewolf bar mitzvah

Kooky hairy

Boys becoming men

Men becoming wolves

Tracy: I don't want this... I don't like this... this is scary! Turning into werewolves and stuff, you know?

Producer: I dunno Tray, I'm not feeling it. This ain't no "Dick In A Box".

Tracy: [Arooououou!]

Producer: Mazal tov.