30 FOOT FALL - Urine Nation lyrics

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I was 8 years old at the Astro Dome<br>

Waiting in line to pee pee<br>

the urinal line seemed to take forever<br>

then it finally came down to me<br>

I unzipped my toughskins<br>

and pulled out my little wee wee<br>

Some drunk guy said "Hurry Up KID!"<br>

but I couldn't spring a leak<br>

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I can't pee in front of you<br>

but you can pee in front of me<br>

I can't help it I've got stage fright<br>

I've got Urinary Anxiety<br>

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And so it has been for 15 years<br>

and I can't seem to shake my pee pee fears<br>

I've gotta have a lock on the bathroom door<br>

before I can make the water fall on the floor<br>

can't wait for the moment in the shower<br>

hot water on my chest full power<br>

laugh as the lemonade hits the porcelain<br>

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I can't pee in front of you<br>

but you can pee in front of me<br>

I can't help it I've got stage fright<br>

I've got Urinary Anxiety<br>

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I'm getting better at breaking boundaries<br>

I'm learning to let myself be free<br>

but whether I want this war or not<br>

we'll just have to wait and see<br>

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When I can whip it out anywhere<br>

whether or not anybody's there<br>

when I can just relax and pee<br>

then I can declare victory<br>

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I'm on a mission<br>

I don't need no permission<br>

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I can pee in front of you<br>

and you can pee in front of me<br>

I ain't got no more stage fright<br>

no Urinary Anxiety<br>