30 FOOT FALL - Opposite Day lyrics

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It's Opposite Day and that's why I'm smilin'<br>

about all the phone numbers I keep dialin'<br>

to tell everyone I hate that I love you.<br>

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You'll shrug and you'll smile when you hear the good news<br>

about how I'd love to walk in your shoes.<br>

Look me right in the eye and tell me that you love me too.<br>

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There are letters to write and places to visit,<br>

for 24 hours I'll eat my own shit,<br>

pretend like I'm Jesus so we can all be friends...<br>

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Because it's Opposite Day, oh yeah<br>

and tomorrow I might hate you, <br>

and probably the next day too.<br>

It's Opposite Day, and I love you.<br>

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It's Opposite Day and Metallica's new stuff<br>

is so much better than Master of Puppets,<br>

and I don't need a shower cause I don't stink.<br>

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It's Opposite Day and I'm eating a big steak<br>

and washing it down with a frosty milkshake.<br>

I truly believe that all cows have to die, cows, die.<br>

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It's Opposite Day that's why, oh, why.<br>

And tomorrow I'll eat tofu,<br>

and probably the next day too.<br>

It's Opposite Day so fuck tofu.<br>

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You know, I'm really glad I quit school for this, because you guys are <br>

all so intelligent. Of course, I never masturbate in the back of the van<br>

on tour. You know, I'm a way better bass player than most people.<br>

You know it's really great playing in a band with you guys, seriously.<br>

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It's Opposite Day!<br>

It's dark outside!<br>

It's Opposite Day!<br>

I really like you guys!<br>

It's Opposite Day!<br>

'cause you're so smart!<br>

It's Opposite Day!<br>

You're a work of art!<br>

It's Opposite Day!<br>

Your breath smells great!<br>

It's Opposite Day!<br>

I never masturbate!<br>

It's Opposite Day!<br>

I wanna be like you!<br>

It's Opposite Day!<br>

and I love you!<br>