30 FOOT FALL - Fuck Ya'll, We're From Texas lyrics

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Humidity doesn't bother me <br>

Neither does the pouring rain <br>

Cause 5 minutes later it's better or worse <br>

But it never stays the same <br>

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It's hot and it's dusty <br>

My armpits are musty <br>

and my cowboy hat is soaked <br>

A man on a three wheeled bike <br>

sets me up with a 50 cent snow cone <br>

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At a quarter to two eatin' Mexican food <br>

Free chips and beans and rice <br>

SMILE WHEN YOU SAY TEXAS <br>

And everything will be alright <br>

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We've got Willie Nelson <br>

And Serial Killers <br>

And King Of The Hill <br>

And the moonshine distillers <br>

And Texas is the only place to have killed <br>

The president in his car <br>

Heavy laws for petty crimes <br>

Paying off probation fees <br>

A system designed to fuck you up <br>

That's why our prisons are our <br>

fastest growing indusrty (fuck the system) <br>

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In 1980 John Travolta <br>

Filmed Urban Cowboy here <br>

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places <br>

And drinking Gilley's beer <br>

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In the basement of the Alamo <br>

We've got Pee Wee Hermans Bike <br>

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FUCK YA'LL WE'RE FROM TEXAS <br>

Where the stars are big and bright <br>

All night <br>

Yee-Haw<br>