25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee movie - Pandemonium lyrics

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MR. PANCH (spoken)

Please spell telephone

SPELLERS (spoken)

What! Telephone? C’mon!, etc.

CHIP

My oh my

CHIP, OLIVE

That word’s so moronic

LOGAINNE

I could cry

I want words as lame

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Mr. Coneybear

LEAF

Semper fi

I feel supersonic

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Spell hospital

SPELLERS (spoken)

Aw, c’mon! What?, etc.

MARCY

That is why

I despise this game

LEAF (overlapping Marcy, spoken)

H-o-s-p-i-t-a-l. Hospital

MR. PANCH (spoken)

That is correct. Mr. Tolentino:

BOY SPELLERS

Life is random and unfair

Life is Pandemonium

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Staphylococcus.

CHIP (spoken)

Awwww!

SPELLERS

That’s the reason we despair

CHIP

Life is Pandemonium

LEAF

Life is Pandemonium

CHIP

Life is Pandemonium

WILLIAM

Life is Pandemonium

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Broccoli.

LEAF

I knew that word

OLIVE

I knew that word

WILLIAM

I knew that word

SPELLERS

God damnit!

CHIP

It is such a calamity

SPELLERS

Where should we begin?

The best spellers

CHIP

Don’t necessarily win

SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

MARCY

Set your sights

I am on a mission

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Miss Park: Antediluvian.

LOGAINNE

We have rights

(spoken) We have rights!

(sung) That’s why we complain

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Mr. Barfee: Halitosis

WILLIAM

Damn life bites

But I like competition

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Miss Ostrovsky: Schematic

OLIVE

In these lights

Can you feel our pain?

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Somebody spell crayon

SPELLERS (spoken)

Crayon?!

MITCH

Life is random and unfair

Life is Pandemonium

SPELLERS

That’s the reason we despair

CHIP

Life is Pandemonium

MITCH

Life is Pandemonium

CHIP

Life is Pandemonium

WILLAIM (spoken)

Life is Pandemonium!

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Dinosaur.

CHIP

I knew that word

GIRL SPELLERS

I knew that word

CHIP

I knew that word

SPELLERS

God damnit!

It is such a calamity

Where should we begin?

The best spellers

CHIP

Don’t necessarily win

They don’t win

They don’t win

They don’t win

SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

CHIP

No they don’t

SPELLERS

Life is random and unfair

CHIP

Life is Pandemonium

Yes it is

Oh yes it is

SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

CHIP

Yes it is!

ALL

Yeah!