Nofx - She's Nubs Lyrics

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peelsHow does she get in and out of tubsI hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not badCause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,No phalanges no knobby knees to knockShe don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bandsShe's always in the stands, she's nubsShe can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed aloneShe's got no funny bone, she's nubsNo shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked toronto,I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no, no and noIt was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeveAnd told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a packAnd some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stubShe's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,But without calves and thighs, she's nubsIt's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,When all you've got is a body and head, she's nubsShe's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs...Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talkBut boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.
 

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