INSANE CLOWN POSSE - Santa's A Fat Bitch Lyrics

Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-lingHorses, horses, horses, horsesSlay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling(gunshot)Santa claus suck my balls drunk as hellRinging bells at the malls dancer prancer nixon and cupidI'm a get stupid, ha ha ha,Eh I sat around all night under the chimneyHoldin my sack like gimme gimmeI know that he's commin he's commin he must lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.Turn on my tv the very next dayI see your gettin paid leaden the paradeI'm that sniper on the buildinListen to my nine go click,Santa's a fat bitch(2x) santa claus is a fat bitchSanta claus is a fat bitchAnother year and I ain't get shitAnother year I ain't get shit if I hear him land on my roofOhh my undertaker I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoothYeah I got somethin to say about st. nickFuck that hoe he never brought jack shit no toys, candy canes, jJust a lump of coal,So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cupboardSo I'll be quick, quick and briefAll I need for christmas is my two front teethI got my teeth, kicked out my mouthI need a few numbers could you help me outShould of known I guessed I'd show not a steakNo kinda gift I didn't get shit some sayI was bad but that wasn't it it's all because,(2x) santa's a fat bitchSanta claus is a fat bitchSanta fuck you cuz your a hoeAnother year and I ain't got shitAnother year I ain't get shit if I hear him land on my roofI'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth oh-ho-ho don't go that wayRudolf that's the ghetto ho-ho thoseBoys and girls don't deserve anything(in background: slay bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses,Horses, horses) santa claus, santa claus where you been? I see you got cookies and milk on your chinI guess you had time to collect your endsYou always been down for your rich friendBut rudolf, he don't bring his slay my wayNuthin but dirt and coal for little jI guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaftYou need to loose some of that fat ass, ehAll the little rich bays they gettin paidCountin the toys and ducats they made me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shitI'm a kill that fat bitch santa claus is a fat bitchHe ate too muchMcdonalds another year and I ain't get shitMrs. claus is a ho if I hear him land on my roofSlice that bitch in the big red coatI'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoothFor the neighborhoodChristmas and everything's whackNot a creature stirring but a fuckin ratI ain't hearin jingle bells I ain't hearin nuttinAint smellin no turkey sure as hell ain't no stuffinAll that I paid wished and prayedThat fat mutha fucka would swing my wayDrop off soldiers and rubber balls butI woke up and found some crusty old drawersJust as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again,and againEvery year I wake up to the same old shit....house there be no sign of the fat bitch(2x) santa claus is a fat bitchSanta claus is a fat bitch(2x) another year and I ain't get shitAnother year I ain't get shitIf I hear him land on my roof if I hear him land on my roofI'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth(2x) santa claus is a fat bitchSanta claus is a fat bitchAnother year and I ain't get shit I ain't ge-et shi-itIf I hear him land on my roof ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoofI'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth(record scratching)He's got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile,A bright red hat you can see for a mile,A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,Hear comes santa claus again.
 

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