Eric:

Someone got his eyelids torn off

And I?m sitting here

And I should be doing something

That guy got an axe in his throat

And she?s sitting there

And I don?t know why I?m waiting



But oh, any minute

I?ll be getting closer

And I?ll be where I want to be

Any minute



Kendra:

Someone got his gall*(skull?)* chopped in half

And he?s sitting there

And maybe he doesn?t want me



Maybe it was something I said

Or maybe my breath

Why did I eat those pork rinds?



Cause oh, any minute

He could turn and kiss me

And we?ll be where he ought to be

Any minute



Eric:

She just set his penis on fire



Kendra:

This is weird



Eric:

What do I do?



Kendra:

Am I fat?



Eric:

This is so not romantic



Kendra:

He wants to be with Lucy



Eric:

This was such a stupid idea



Kendra:

And she?s right



Eric:

If I could just



Kendra:

I?m a good girl



Eric:

Turn my head slightly sideways



Patrice:

And oh, any minute

He?ll do something for me

Did he just invite me

So he could ignore me?

He won?t even know I?m gone



Eric:

Any minute



Kendra:

Any minute



Eric:

Any moment



Kendra:

Any moment



Eric:

If I want it



Kendra:

If I want it



Eric & Kendra:

If I close my eyes



Eric:

Any minute



Kendra:

Any minute



Eric:

Any moment



Kendra:

Any moment



Eric & Kendra:

Any time



Eric:

No more time to sit on my butt

Time to move in, time to get started



Archie:

This is it, Archie.



Eric:

After all, tonight is the tongue

And after the tongue, there will be groping



Archie:

Okay.



Eric & Archie:

And so, watch out Kendra

Now, watch out women

Now

Now

Now

 



                          Thanks to claire for these lyrics