13 movie - All Hail the Brain / Terminal Illness lyrics
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Evan:<br>
I have a plan<br>
I have a plan<br>
Possibly, I think I have a plan<br>
It?ll take a lot of work, it?ll take a lot of luck<br>
But when it all comes through, they?ll say<br>
<br>
All hail the brain!<br>
He does what no mere mortal can<br>
He?s the man, Evan Goldman<br>
All hail the brain!<br>
He did what no one else could do<br>
Saw us through, saved the day<br>
And all I have to do is<br>
<br>
Wait till Mom goes to sleep<br>
Then sneak the license from the wallet in her purse<br>
And make a colored Xerox, laminate it<br>
Then put the license back in the wallet in her purse<br>
Then find the dress she wore in the picture on the license that I copied and I laminated<br>
Wear the dress, get a wig, show the license, buy the tickets<br>
What could go wrong?<br>
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All:<br>
Brett?s gonna do it<br>
Brett?s gonna do it<br>
Friday night<br>
Brett?s gonna do it<br>
Friday night<br>
At the Bloodmaster<br>
Brett?s gonna do the tongue with Kendra<br>
Friday night at the movie in the mall<br>
And the Brain?s gonna get us in<br>
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Evan:<br>
I have a plan<br>
A better plan<br>
Actually an almost perfect plan<br>
It sounds absolutely nuts, it?ll take a lot of guts<br>
But when it all comes through, they?ll say<br>
<br>
All hail the brain<br>
Give that bar mitzvah boy a hand<br>
Ain?t he grand, ain?t he great?<br>
And all I have to do is<br>
<br>
Go that day to the movie theater<br>
Break into the projection room<br>
See the reel of film for the Bloodmaster<br>
Take it in the hall where they?re showing Bambi<br>
Switch the reels, leave the theater<br>
Tell the guys we?re gonna go and see Bambi<br>
What could go wrong?<br>
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Brett:<br>
Hey, Brain, did you set up my date for Friday?<br>
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Evan:<br>
Date?<br>
<br>
Brett:<br>
With Kendra?<br>
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Evan:<br>
Date? Date! Archie, I have major news!<br>
I have a plan<br>
I have a plan<br>
So you and Kendra can go out on Friday night<br>
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Archie:<br>
Ooh!<br>
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Evan:<br>
I need your help, though, so stay calm<br>
You need to go talk to my mom<br>
And it?ll all come true<br>
Because<br>
<br>
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness<br>
Take it from me, it?s a sure guarantee of success<br>
Listen, I?m not making fun of your terminal illness<br>
But you hold the secret to getting my mom to say yes<br>
<br>
So talk to my mom, and get her to buy the tickets we need to obtain<br>
Brett gets his movie, I get the credit, and you get your date, so who could complain?<br>
Except for you because your dying, but<br>
<br>
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness<br>
Who could refuse when you shuffle your shoes and say please?<br>
Use all the tricks that you learned in your cradle<br>
You don?t need to lay it on thick with a ladle<br>
Cause no one says no to a boy with a fatal disease!<br>
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Archie:<br>
I can do this!<br>
<br>
Evan:<br>
I know you can!<br>
La, la, la, la<br>
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la<br>
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Archie:<br>
Mrs. Goldman, I hate to bother you, but I was strolling through the neighborhood?<br>
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Evan:<br>
La, la, la, la<br>
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la<br>
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Archie:<br>
Which wouldn?t be so bad, if it weren?t my birthday on Friday, but the insurance?<br>
<br>
Evan:<br>
La, la, la, la<br>
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la<br>
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Archie:<br>
I could always pay you for the tickets if I don?t get my medicine next month?<br>
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Evan:<br>
La, la, la, la<br>
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la<br>
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Archie:<br>
And you know, I?ve always felt this connection with the Jewish people?<br>
<br>
Evan:<br>
Out of the blue<br>
A thought comes to you<br>
Like sun coming out from the rain<br>
And after the stress<br>
My mother says--<br>
<br>
Archie:<br>
Yes!<br>
<br>
Evan:<br>
Yes!<br>
<br>
Evan & Archie:<br>
We?re all set for Friday<br>
So who could complain<br>
<br>
Archie:<br>
Except for you because you?re Jewish and you always complain<br>
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Evan:<br>
It?s true--<br>
<br>
Evan & Archie:<br>
But no one says no to a boy with a terminal illness<br>
Ask for a day at the mall or a trip to Belize<br>
Nothing?s to hard or a quest unendurable<br>
Long as your sure you?re completely incurable<br>
Cause no one says no to a boy with a fatal disease<br>
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Eric:<br>
All hail the brain<br>
<br>
All:<br>
All hail the brain<br>
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Eric:<br>
I never thought he?d take the bait<br>
This is great, Evan Goldman<br>
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All:<br>
Evan Goldman<br>
All hail the brain<br>
<br>
Evan:<br>
I did what no one else could do<br>
Tell me who could complain?<br>
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Eric:<br>
All hail the brain<br>
<br>
All:<br>
All hail the brain<br>
<br>
Evan:<br>
All hail the brain<br>
<br>
All:<br>
All hail the brain<br>
All hail the brain!<br>
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