FRANK ZAPPA - Montana Lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)George duke (keyboards, vocals)Ruth underwood (percussion)Tom fowler (bass)Chester thompson (drums)Whipping post!Say that again pleaseWhipping post!Whipping post? ok, just a second(do you know that? )Oh sorry, we don't know that oneAnything else? Hum me a few bars of it...pleaseJust show me how it goes, pleaseJust sing, sing me whipping postAnd then maybe we'll play it with youOoh-ooh-oohThank you very muchAnd now...Judging from the way you sang it,It must be a john cage composition, right? Here we go...montanaOne two, one two three fourI might be movin' to...Hold it! hold it!We can't possibly start the song off like that!Good god!!!That's inexcusable!What happened to you last night? (george has a tape of it)George has a tape of it? Ok, we'll use that in the second showReady? montana...Wait a minute...whipping postNo...montanaOne two, one two three fourIt's too fast for you!One two, one two three fourI might be moving to helsinki soonJust to raise me up a crop ofDental flossRaisin' it upWaxen it downTying it to the whipping postIn the middle of townBut by myself I wouldn'tHave no boss,Cause I'd be raisin' my lonelyWhipping postRaisin' my lonelyWhipping postRaisin' my lonelyWhipping postWell I just might grow me some thongsBut I'd leave the hippy stuffTo somebody else...how 'bout chester? And then I wouldGet a personTie him upTo the whipping postAnd beat the living shit out of himSo that guy in the audience was satisfiedBut by myself I wouldn'tHave no boss,'cause I'd be raisin' my lonelyWhipping post-flossMovin' to montana soonGonna be a dental floss tycoon (how unique!)Movin' to montana soonGonna be a mennil-toss flykune(yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo)Little booger-bearBoogers everywhereAnd now for the thrilling conclusion to that song...
 

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