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Its been one week since you looked at me<br>
Cocked your head to the side<br>
and said Im angry<br>
Five days since you laughed at me saying<br>
Get that together come back and see me<br>
Three days since the living room,<br>
I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you<br>
Yesterday youd forgiven me<br>
But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry<br>
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink<br>
As I make you stop, think<br>
Youll think youre looking at Aquaman<br>
I summon fish to the dish,<br>
Although I like the Chalet Swiss<br>
I like the sushi<br>
Cause its never touched a frying pan<br>
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes<br>
Big like Leann Rimes<br>
Because Im all about value<br>
Bert Kaempferts got the mad hits<br>
You try to match wits<br>
You try to hold me but I bust through<br>
Gonna make a break and take a fake<br>
Id like a stinkin, achin shake<br>
I like vanilla, Its the finest of the flavors<br>
Gotta see the show,<br>
Cause then youll know<br>
The Vertigo is gonna grow<br>
Cause its so dangerous,<br>
Youll have to sign a waiver<br>
How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad<br>
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad<br>
Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral<br>
Cant understand what I mean?<br>
Well, you soon will<br>
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve<br>
I have a history of taking off my shirt<br>
Its been one week since you looked at me<br>
Threw your arms in the air and said youre crazy<br>
Five days since you tackled me<br>
Ive still got the rug burns on both my knees<br>
Its been three days since the afternoon<br>
You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon<br>
Yesterday youd forgiven me<br>
And now I sit back and wait till you say youre sorry<br>
Chickity China the Chinese chicken<br>
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin<br>
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,<br>
Were dans la maison<br>
I hope the Smoking Mans in this one<br>
Like Harrison Ford Im getting Frantic<br>
Like Sting Im Tantric<br>
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy<br>
Like Kurosawa I make mad films<br>
Okay I dont make films<br>
But if I did theyd have a samurai<br>
Gonna get a set of better clubs<br>
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs<br>
Just so my irons arent always flying off the backswing<br>
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon<br>
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes<br>
That make me think the wrong thing<br>
How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad<br>
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad<br>
Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral<br>
Cant understand what I mean?<br>
You soon will<br>
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve<br>
I have a history of losing my shirt<br>
Its been one week since you looked at me<br>
Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry<br>
Five days since I laughed at you and said<br>
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do<br>
Three days since the living room<br>
We realized were both to blame, but what could we do?<br>
Yesterday you just smiled at me<br>
Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry<br>
Itll still be two days till we say were sorry<br>
Itll still be two days till we say were sorry<br>
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie<br>
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