Verse 1<br />
The government said that we're outta money,<br />
So they made a plan to print some more.<br />
And five years from now what used to cost a dollar,<br />
Is gonna run yya three for sure.<br />
<br />
My broker said don't pay too much attention,<br />
Your money isn't really gone.<br />
And now that it's on sale you should buy a whole lot more<br />
'cause Wall street always turns around.<br />
Well I hung up the phone and made a new plan of my own.<br />
<br />
Chorus 1<br />
I'm gonna bail out, my old leaky boat,<br />
Patch it up and go fishin', not give things another thought.<br />
'Cause out there on the water, you can't hear the evening news,<br />
Hey I've had enough of those depressin' recession blues.<br />
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Verse 2<br />
Things are changin' they always will,<br />
And the experts always say it's the end.<br />
They said "we're out of oil" , got the Asian flu,<br />
And things would never be the same again.<br />
<br />
Now I'm not saying it's all good news,<br />
But it ain't all bad.<br />
Any day above the ground is a great place to start,<br />
At least you've got a fightin' chance.<br />
You can hang up the phone and make a new plan of your own.<br />
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Chorus 2<br />
I'm gonna, stimulate the economy, and buy a couple bottles of whiskey,<br />
Treatin' my buddies get's a great return and it's a heack of a lot less risky!<br />
When times are tough, freinds are the, one thing you can't lose,<br />
A sure fire cure for those depressin' recession blues.<br />
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Bridge<br />
There's a lot of things, money can't buy you'd be sorry if you went without,<br />
And all those bandit's lyin' bout all the cookies in the jar ...<br />
Guess it's good they finally caught.<br />
Hey I'm getting back to things that really matter a lot.<br />
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Chorus 3<br />
I'm gonna inventory, the good things in my life,<br />
I can still breathe the air and ther's someone who cares if I make it home at night,<br />
Every now and then, rememberin'  I'm doin' more than just paying dues,<br />
And I won't entertain those depressin' recession blues.