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Rape!<br>
R-a-a-a-pe!<br>
Raa-aa-aa-pe!<br>
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A pretty rape!<br>
A literary rape!<br>
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We've the obvious open schoolboy rape,<br>
With little mandolins and perhaps a cape.<br>
The rape by coach; it's little in request.<br>
The rape by day, but the rape by night is best.<br>
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Just try to see it.<br>
And you will soon agree, señors,<br>
Why <br>
Invite regret,<br>
When you can get the sort of rape<br>
You'll never ever forget.<br>
<br>
You can get the rape emphatic.<br>
You can get the rape polite.<br>
You can get the rape with Indians:<br>
A very charming sight.<br>
You can get the rape on horseback;<br>
They'll all say it's new and gay.<br>
So you see the sort of rape<br>
Depends on what you pay.<br>
It depends on what you<br>
Pay.<br>
<br>
The kids will love it.<br>
It depends on what you pay!<br>
So why be stingy?<br>
It depends on what you --<br>
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The spectacular rape,<br>
With costumes ordered from the East.<br>
Requires rehearsal<br>
And takes a dozen men at least.<br>
A couple of singers,<br>
And a string quartet.<br>
A major production.<br>
Requires a set.<br>
<br>
Sounds expensive!<br>
<br>
Just try to see it.<br>
And you will soon si,si señors,<br>
Why<br>
Invite regret,<br>
When you can get the sort of rape<br>
You'll never ever forget.<br>
<br>
You can get the rape emphatic.<br>
You can get the rape polite.<br>
You can get the rape with Indians:<br>
A very charming sight.<br>
You can get the rape on horseback;<br>
They'll all say it's new and gay.<br>
So you see the sort of rape<br>
Depends on what you pay.<br>
It depends on what you<br>
Pay.<br>
<br>
So why be stingy?<br>
It depends on what you pay!<br>
The kids will love it.<br>
It depends on what you --<br>
<br>
The comic rape.<br>
Perhaps it's just a trifle too unique.<br>
Romantic rape:<br>
Done while canoeing on a moonlit creek.<br>
The gothic rape!<br>
I play "Valkyrie" on a bass bassoon!<br>
The drunken rape.<br>
It's done completely in a cheap saloon.<br>
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The rape Venetian <br>
Needs a blue lagoon.<br>
The rape with moonlight<br>
Or without a moon.<br>
Moonlight is expensive but it's in demand.<br>
The military rape:<br>
It's done with drummer and a band.<br>
<br>
You understand?<br>
I understand.<br>
It's very grand.<br>
It's very grand.<br>
It's done with drums and a great big brass band!<br>
Yeah!<br>
<br>
Just try to see it.<br>
I see it!<br>
I see it!<br>
And you will soon si,si señors,<br>
Why <br>
Invite regret,<br>
When you can get the sort of rape<br>
You'll never ever forget.<br>
<br>
You can get the rape emphatic.<br>
You can get the rape polite.<br>
You can get the rape with Indians:<br>
A very charming sight.<br>
You can get the rape on horseback;<br>
They'll all say it's new and gay.<br>
So you see the sort of rape<br>
Depends on what you pay.<br>
So you see the sort of rape<br>
Depends on what you pay.<br>
So you see the sort of rape<br>
Depends on what you pay.<br>
So you see the sort of rape<br>
Depends on what you pay.<br>
Depends on what you pay.<br>
Depends on what you pay. <br>
Depends on what you pay.<br>
Depends on what you pay.<br>
<br>
<br>
So why be stingy?<br>
It depends on what you pay!<br>
The kids will love it.<br>
It depends on what you<br>
<br>
Ra-aa-aa-pe!<br>
Ole!<br>
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